mmmm... haven't slept that well in a while...

I...

[Sound of blankets shuffling]

...

Oh no, not again!

...

N... Naga...

on top of me...

frozen...

WHY ME?!

Need a tissue there, Ashton?

Please.

DRACOMON! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I'M GONNA TURN YOU INTO A PAIR OF BOOTS!

HA! Almost a full day! Don't you ever check the journal network?

KEEP RUNNING, LITTLE MON! YOU HAVE TO REST SOMETIME!

Not before you do!

THAT WAS PRIVATE STUFF!

It was comedy gold! And there was nothing world-shaking in there!

GRRRRRR!

*audio cuts out*

(Dracomon here. Ashton locked this earlier as a personal musing. It was too rich, I've just gotta put it out there. Let's see how long it takes him to notice. Dracomon out!)

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